GRANDMA, MULLI KE PARATHE AND HER FARTS......



A friend of mine, Mukesh was travelling to a village in Haryana through bus.the roads were rustic, the landscape was beautiful and the temperature was soaring, Mukesh wasn’t enjoying the journey at all and he was sweating profusely. Now there was a very old grandma who at every dhaba ate muli ka parathas. After every muli ka paratha she ate, she would start her sessions of farting and that too farts were so smelly that Mukesh could hardly breathe. The bus was overly crowded and that made the situation quite unbearable. Mukesh just wanted to jump out and end his life, everyone in the bus felt the same but then grandma didn’t care and kept leaking gas here and there. the twist in thestory happened, when a grandpa entered the bus. He too beared the torture for a while, but he was a freedom fighter of 1857, couldn’t tolerate the silent cruelty of this wicked grandma, so he started shouting, everyone start taking heavy breathes, take the shitty odour inside you…………it will go away quickly….Mukesh tried to do so and fell down unconscious.....

A call came to me that Night, Mukesh was no more...he died of cancer...lung cancer....not oral cancer......he was the same mukesh....whom you see before the start of every movie....

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